My Dog's House
This is my dogs' houseThey Live hereYou'll find they roam freelyFrom the front to the rearI'm pleased you came to visitMy dogs are also glad you're hereI hope that in their own wayThey bring you a degree of cheerBut if my dogs upset youOr if you simply find them a boreRemember, this is my dogs' houseAnd I'll gladly show you the door
Puppy Pie
Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered,
then add the following ingredients:
1 cup patience...
1 cup understanding...
1 pinch correction...
1 cup hard work...
2 cups praise...
and 1 1/2 cups fun...
Blend well.
Heat with the warmth of your heart until raised or
until your puppy has doubled in size...
Enjoy
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